BBQ Ribs Anyone

Headline news: Al Gore flies in to Australia to warn about global warming and Victoria gets snow in November.

So Mr. Alarmist continued with his supernatural ability to immediately cool down any place he tours including Tipper’s bed, has struck Mother Nature another blow. Earlier, thousands of people marched through central Sydney, ignoring wet and windy weather to protest against global warming. It appears to make no difference to these mindless saps that Australia's temperature this year is lower than last year's; a trend that may be continuing down under.
A week earlier Big Al gave another fear mongering filled speech on the dangers of global warming in New Zealand, just as it was emerging from one of its wettest and coldest winters on record. As the local newspapers report, “An unusually cold October has left Southland dairy farmers struggling.”

This apparently happens to the Gorester quite a lot. His effect on the climate was first noticed in Boston in 2004, when Gore was due to give a big speech in Boston on the imminent danger of the world frying. Presto, the city had its coldest temperatures in almost 50 years. Even John the traitor Kerry wore a heavy coat he bought with Teresa’s money.

Later that same year, Al gave a speech in New York and the city was greeted with near-record low temperatures. A lesser man would have licked his wounds and gone home, but Al has managed has the ability to turn hypocrisy into a living wage, far above minimum I may add. Since the big global warming scare of 1998, said to be the hottest year since the Middle Ages though one wonders how they obtained the measurements; the world's temperatures have fallen slightly and stayed there. In fact, the Artic icecap appears to be fighting a winning battle against Mr. Gore also as temperatures there have not only reversed their trend, but the caps are growing. Watch out for pissed off polar bears who had just recently sold off their heavy coats on Al’s advice.

I won’t speculate if Al Baby took a secret trip to the North Pole recently as anything is possible. However, in closing, I would like to point out another interesting tidbit of information. A Nobel Prize scientist has just released a study calling for more pollution in the atmosphere, more CO2, more pollutants. The reason? It seems that studies have show that as trees are destroyed by forest fires and deliberate burns, the local climate grows cooler. It also appears to make no difference if some environment nuts are tied to the trees before burning.

The reason according to the scientist is that the lack of tree foliage allows more sunlight to be reflected back into space thus cooling the planet. Anyone in favor of a really big BBQ and please don’t invite Al, we don’t need any snow on our ribs?