Sweet Breads

I would like you to perform brain surgery on me even though I realize that after 6 years of medical school, you don’t have a clue what you’re doing. You really have to wonder what would make someone this incredibly stupid but that is what the majority of you did. According to a very recent poll, more Americans rank Iraq as the top priority of the new Dumpocrap-controlled Congress, but nearly three out of five say the party does not have a plan to deal with the war. Does this make you wish there was a national IQ test for voters?

At least they got something right, the Dumpocraps don’t have a plan to deal with Iraq. Their plans are as follows amd you can check this by going to any of their web sites:

Cut off the funding - always a first rate way to get troops killed. (Ours)

Get really really mean with the new Iraq government - (Do something better or we are leaving)

Say we mean it out loud three times – sigh.

Send the troops off to some undisclosed island over the horizon. (The Kerry the traitor plan)

Get the UN involved and embrace the international community - Yawn

Hug a terrorist – my personal favorite

There are several iterations of the above plans, which basically involve combining some of these items into a COMPREHENSIVE plan. Okay, where does that leave us? It leaves us exactly where we are right now. I realize some kooks in their party will try to pass one of these options, but I have some doubts that they will get anywhere other than headline news one day, oblivion the next.

Troops will begin to get demoralized, terrorists will become even more emboldened, and we will have more loony protests in the streets, including taking children out of our well run public schools to wave posters most of them can’t read.

It is going to be an interesting two years because the presidential elections will be held then and no one will want to say or do anything in congress that will make them look like a whinny, too left wing or trying something that fails miserably. Well maybe the Murtha’s of the world, since they are veterans; we aren’t allowed to criticize them. Remember the Jersey Girls.

The Dumpocraps do have a little problem though and it isn’t conservatives, Republicans, or libertarians. It is the loonies that have been screaming at Bush for the last six years and now they will have a liberal congress that won’t listen to them anymore since they got power. It is sort of the same thing the Dumpocraps do to black voters every election cycle.

So relax my friends and wait to see the cannibal food fight. The left wing bloggers without a Republican congress to blame will soon begin to feed on their own. As nourishing as this may be, I still want a national IQ test for voters and than we can talk about sweet breads.