Creepy Islamic Attrocities Remakers - CAIR

Score one for CAIR and list another reason why John McCain is not fit to be president. Mr. McCain, (I have decided not to call anyone a US Senator if they disgrace the office – I think they all do, but I’m willing to bend), said something he may have believed for two entire seconds than cowered to the islamic terrorist front group CAIR.

McCain said, “I admire the Islam. There’s a lot of good principles in it, but I just have to say in all candor that since this nation was founded primarily on Christian principles, personally, I prefer someone who I know who has a solid grounding in my faith.”

First of all there are no good principles in it Johnny Boy and I say that in all candor. Being a politician I know you all say stupid ignorant stuff like this all the time so I was willing to let it go, but you apparently left your balls on the night stand the moment CAIR complained.

“That kind of attitude goes against the American tradition of religious pluralism and inclusion,” said Ibrahim Hooper, spokesman for the Council on American-Islamic Relations. He urged McCain to “clarify his remarks” and “stress his acceptance of political candidates of any faith.”

I would have said to Ibby – “WTF. You have a lot of room to talk when islam goes against the American tradition of pluralism. Convert of die I believe it says.” I would have said this to him as we kicked his dumb ass out of the country, but that’s just me.

So what does Johnny Testacaless do? He clarifies his remarks saying, “I would vote for a Muslim if he or she was the candidate best able to lead the country and to defend our political values.”

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny – we hardly knew ya – but now we do.

There’s always room for Santa or is it Jello

If you think we are winning the war you’re wrong. We need more troops, a larger surge and we have to implement “take no prisoners” before it is too late, which it already may be. No not in Iraq, but here in Illinois. I’m talking about the war to eliminate public education. Consider this little ditty from Oak Lawn Illinois.

The school district is considering banning traditions seen as offensive to Muslims. I have a better idea, how about banning muslims as offensive to humans. It isn’t serious yet; I mean we are only talking about Halloween, Christmas and Jell-O. God help us if it expands to include Martin Luther King’s birthday, Labor Day, Gay Pride Week or put a condom on a zucchini month.

It began innocently enough earlier this month when school dimwits agreed to change the lunch menu to exclude items containing pork to accommodate Muslim students. News that Jell-O was struck from the menu caused such a stir that officials have agreed to bring it back. Gelatin is often made with tissue or bones of pigs or other animals. Had I been administrator I would have immediately added pigs in a blanket to every menu choice with each pancake emblazoned with the image of the prophet of doom.

Well apparently many folk got a little ticked off and police were called to calm down parents after the latest brainless wonder decided to include Halloween and Christmas festivities in the bend down and kiss your ass goodbye controversy; or as asshole in charge Principal Sandy Robinson said, "It's difficult when you change the school's culture.” Ah Sandy, it’s difficult when you stick your head too far up your ass to do stupid things, but you managed to do that.

Elizabeth Zahdan, a mother of three District 122 students, says she took her concerns to the school board this month, not because she wanted to do away with the traditions, but rather to make them more inclusive. "I only wanted them modified to represent everyone," she said. "Now the kids are not being educated about other people," she said. Betty, Betty, perhaps you would agree that you’re kids need to learn about Big Mo’s taste for little children or current day stoning practices so they too can learn about other people, can we agree on that?

Following the example of Lieb Elementary School, Columbus Manor School will exchange the annual Halloween parade for a fall festival next month. The holiday gift bazaars at both schools also will remain, but they'll likely be moved to the PTA-sponsored after-school winter festival. And Santa's annual visit probably will be on a Saturday.

In case you’re wondering nearly half of the students at Columbus Manor school are Arab descent and a little less than a third district wide are, which translates into the un-say able – muslim. I suggest that all parents of non-Arab descent convert to a new religion called, Sowish. As a Sowish, all Sowians would be considered to have committed blasphemy if they did not hand all those you meet a John Dean raw sausage and bend down and fart in the direction of Mecca during each class period.